In a new development that will leave people everywhere baffled and with the "You gotta be sh-tting me" look on their faces, Warner Bros. has just held a special pre-screening of one of their new films-- of course it'sCats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore-- wherein only dogs were allowed to attend the screening. Yes, a projectionist was hired, promotional information was typed up and released, and ushers with leashes must have been scheduled for a group of dogs-- who, as you know, had no idea what was happening-- to take in a showing of Cats and Dogs 2. If this isn't the most forehead-slap-worthy story that we run all week, I guarantee that I will eat both of my thumbs. Keep on reading for the details, my gentle Examiner readers...
Comedy Examiner reader "Chris M." sent in the following story, and when I read his description of the link, I was convinced that I was hallucinating. Turns out, it's not a joke: Warner Bros. just held a special pre-screening of their film Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore for an audience entirely composed of dogs. This, of course, raises the question: Why does Warner Bros. hate and want to disciminate against cats? Follow-up question: And why was it in 3D?Here's the news:
Dogs attend(ed) a special 3D screening of the new Warner Bros film, Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore at the Empire Cinema in Leicester Square...
And here's the full photo from The Telegraph (who's running this absurd story):
I think I speak for everyone when I say: Are you f--cking sh-tting me? Dogs were actually brought to a movie theater, had 3D glasses placed upon their heads, and then sat through Cats and Dogs 2? You actually spent money making this thing happen, Warner Bros.? In case you're unaware, Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore is the sequel to the decade-old Cats and Dogs, a family comedy featuring cats that fight dogs for control of the world (or somesuch nonsense). Apparently, Warner Bros. felt 2010 was the year to bring us the next thrilling chapter of the Cats and Dogs saga, and that this was a dynamite way to promote it. If you need me, I'll be hanging myself in the garage.
